Monday, September 04, 2006

Why

Why can't I be on vacation for half the year?
Why can't I stop eating everything in sight?
Why do I have to spend every cent I earn?
Why can't I be satisfied with status quo?
Why can't we have a Democrat in office again?
Why am I getting wrinkles?
Why can't I take Rogaine and Propecia at the same time?
Why do I have to choose testosterone or osteoperosis?
Why am I so damned good looking?
Why are you laughing so hard at that last one?


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