Saturday, October 28, 2006

What Kind of World Do We Live In?

I have several friends going through job searches. From time to time, I take a look at the job boards, myself.

I especially enjoy these kinds of nonprofit job postings:

Requirements
  • Budget management experience of no less than $4B
  • Supervision experience of up to 2,500 employees
  • Work 120 hours per week
  • Community relations with the mayor, governor, state senators, and president of the U.S., with close ties to the U.N.
  • National experience with goal to establish relationships with trans-lunar beings
  • Abiltity to sell first born to cause
  • Masters degree preferred
Compensation
  • $28,000-32,000 depending on experience
Please, may I have another?


2 Comments:

At 11:46 AM, Blogger Little Light said...

It's like people are not living in reality with their expectations/compensation. Does no one have bills to pay?

 
At 11:55 PM, Blogger Jay said...

Or are they just greedy bastards who never learned how to share on the playground?

 

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